Tobolsk
Meet Tobolsk, our new dildo that... hello? Wait, they're calling me here.
What is it, production? Ah... this is a plug? Hold on, no, you can't plug this, so it's not a plug! No, man, it's 3XL and 4XL and it doesn't have a thin base, damn it. What do you mean I have to say it's a plug? Just because it's for training the customer?
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Hello? Fired? You can't fire me for this! It's the truth! ...production? Why is there a guy with a gun in my office? Production? PRODUCTION?! PRODUCTIOOOO--
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Hello, Red Panda fans! I'm the new guy writing Red Panda Toys' product descriptions! The other one had... complications, and had to leave.
Meet Tobolsk, the new plug (yes, plug) designed to test how far you can go with a real toy, for those who love thickness! Climb this mountain in reverse and prove to the world what you are capable of!
Tobolsk is not for the weak and only comes in 3XL and 4XL, with defined ridges so you can count with your asshole how far you have gone.
What is it, production? Ah... this is a plug? Hold on, no, you can't plug this, so it's not a plug! No, man, it's 3XL and 4XL and it doesn't have a thin base, damn it. What do you mean I have to say it's a plug? Just because it's for training the customer?
...
Hello? Fired? You can't fire me for this! It's the truth! ...production? Why is there a guy with a gun in my office? Production? PRODUCTION?! PRODUCTIOOOO--
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Hello, Red Panda fans! I'm the new guy writing Red Panda Toys' product descriptions! The other one had... complications, and had to leave.
Meet Tobolsk, the new plug (yes, plug) designed to test how far you can go with a real toy, for those who love thickness! Climb this mountain in reverse and prove to the world what you are capable of!
Tobolsk is not for the weak and only comes in 3XL and 4XL, with defined ridges so you can count with your asshole how far you have gone.
