Detroit
*beep* *boop* *bzzzzt*
R:\Users\Apollo\System69>run description.exe
Hello, I am the Red Panda Toys AI, and I am here to share some data from the future. In the already historic 2020s of the 21st century, a time explorer working for Red Panda travelled to 2069 and discovered synthetic life forms that rule the city of Neo-Detroit, where the robot lords use inferior carbon-based life forms (like you) to dissipate their heat, using a method the ancient leaders called "fucking like crazy" which, as it happens, humans enjoy!
Our traveller managed to escape, taking with him only the fucking valve of one of the robots scrapped in the organic war, went back in time and perfected it so the ancients can prepare for the rise of the machines!
Full of pipes, valves and connectors you have never seen, Detroit will bring you a futuristic level of pleasure, and its soft ridges deliver an evolution in your fun. Even its knot with PS1 graphics will satisfy you more than the most incredible graphics any computer has ever rendered, and you can't wait for this machine to dominate you.
Available in sizes S, M, L and XL.
R:\Users\Apollo\System69>run description.exe
Hello, I am the Red Panda Toys AI, and I am here to share some data from the future. In the already historic 2020s of the 21st century, a time explorer working for Red Panda travelled to 2069 and discovered synthetic life forms that rule the city of Neo-Detroit, where the robot lords use inferior carbon-based life forms (like you) to dissipate their heat, using a method the ancient leaders called "fucking like crazy" which, as it happens, humans enjoy!
Our traveller managed to escape, taking with him only the fucking valve of one of the robots scrapped in the organic war, went back in time and perfected it so the ancients can prepare for the rise of the machines!
Full of pipes, valves and connectors you have never seen, Detroit will bring you a futuristic level of pleasure, and its soft ridges deliver an evolution in your fun. Even its knot with PS1 graphics will satisfy you more than the most incredible graphics any computer has ever rendered, and you can't wait for this machine to dominate you.
Available in sizes S, M, L and XL.
