You buy a Red Panda toy. It arrives, you're happy, you use it like crazy, you have multiple unforgettable orgasms with the power of a thousand suns... and then you get used to it, and laziness kicks in about setting up the whole mise en place before shoving the horse cock up your ass, maybe that back pain when reaching for your hole, finding a comfortable surface, and you give up. But don't worry, your problems are over, because Red Panda Toys doesn't want you to stop getting fucked in life!
Meet Atlas, our fuck machine for those who don't want to depend on the goodwill (or existence) of another human being to satisfy their need to explore the depths of their sweetest-smelling holes.
With a sturdy stainless-steel piston that penetrates 6 cm per stroke at whatever speed you want, you can gradually adjust between the speed modes "your grandparents trying to rekindle an old flame" and "porn actor after chugging a barrel of energy drink" so everything goes at the pace of your horniness! And relax: even weighing less than two kilos, it holds firm with four powerful suction cups that grip the floor harder than you sitting on our toys!
Does your partner's leg hurt when you ask them to take you in that position you like? Atlas couldn't care less! Here you pick the position and we handle it. With two pairs of powerful adjusters, it can take you doggy style, missionary, riding, from behind, lying face down, upside down, while break dancing... you choose!
And yes, you can also use the Red Panda toy you already have (or even any toy from that other bad brand you found at the sex shop downtown) with Atlas! If it has a suction cup, you're set. If not, we sell a super stylish leather adapter for the tastiest makeshift fix this country has ever seen.
Atlas is dual-voltage and 36 cm long. It's not the most portable thing in the world, but it fits in that corner of the closet under the suit you never wear, where your mom won't see it.